(that's right, first. time. played. And the answer is yes. Yes I do live under a rock thank you.)
(but My rock is Super Fantastic I. Will. Have. You. Know.)
It'll likely be my last time I play seeing as- I suck at it.
(Big time suck.)
....Unless of course you count making into my own cup.
...or regular cups...
...or empty cups...
...or the rinse cups...
...Just not the cups I actually aim for, if those cups were the Gold Standard I would KICK ASS in a Super Fantastic way at Beer Pong.
I'm convinced that the ball had it's own agenda, like it was possessed or something.
Possessed by a....
A Ping Pong Poltergeist!!
That little maniac needs to be exorcisted or something I tell ya!
Bust out the holy water!
Say some prayers!
Drink some wine!
(FYI, Wine is holy and it works best when ingested)
(Hey I don't make the rules, I just live by them...)
(Okay, I make up the rules sometimes...but you gotta admit-the wine one. The Wine One is Golden!)